An Epic Movie

"A movie of epic proportions. Epic movie centers on four unrelated orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre, another a refugee from a Mexican "libre" wrestling camp, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane and the fourth a "normal 'resident of a mutant "X-community." The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia. There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and the earnest students of wizardry -- and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia"